College Station Cops

"Today we salute you Mr. College Station Police officer. While Bryan policemen are out catching real criminals, you are out catching underage college students drinking beer. Whether it's on campus or off, you bravely go that extra mile to make sure that every party is stopped before midnight. Yes, you go undercover sporting a beer belly and a receding hairline, you are the picture of justice and law enforcement. While some officers are out there saving lives, you are making the world a more sober place one college student at a time. So go ahead and crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh titan of the tickets, because when someone asks what you do for a living, you can proudly declare, "I bust house parties."

~~Thanx Charlie