10th place:
Where are her shoes?
9th place:
My mom did this once on a guidewire for a telephone poll, in the dark, but this. . .
8th Place:
How the hell did she end up there?
7th Place:
"Gee. . .I wonder why all the other cars are parked the other way. . ."
6th place:
Just becuase she's as big as a bus, doesn't mean she's actually a bus!!
5th place:
I've left my keys in the door once, when I was 16; I've left the cover flipped open when I was tired; my grandfather even left the bottle of oil under the hood before, but this -- this I think she would have noticed while pulling away. . .?
4th Place:
At least, with the one with the rock above, I could kinda see how that could happen, but this one I'm clueless. . .
Bronze Medalist:
How did she get out of the car? And she's hella lucky that boat didn't move!!!
Sliver Medalist:
Fucking cops. . .I bet she was trying to pull someone over to give a ticket to.
AND THE WINNER IS:
That has to be uncomfortable.
