Cultural Hurricanes

Well, it appears some of our African American friends have found something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in language that street people can understand.

I can hear it now: A Weatherman in Houston says,...

Wordup, Muthas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn Off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest government office fo yo FREE shit.