Floating From Ecstacy

The Italian says, "When I've a finsished a makina da love
withah my wife, I go downa and gently tickle the the back
of her knees, I tella you, she floats 6 inches above a da
bed in ecstacy."

The frenchman replies, "Zat iz nothing, when I 'ave
finished makein ze love wiz ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way
down 'er body and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah
tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure
ecstasy."

The redneck fires off at both, "That ain't nothin'. When I
finish porkin' the old lady, I git out of bed and wipe my
weener on the curtains. She freakin' hits the ceilin'."