Watch What You Say

2 Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck up his ass.

"If you don't mind me asking," the first one said to the second one, "Why do you have a cork up your ass? Why don't you take it out because it looks very uncomfortable?"

"I regret that I can't" said the second one. "It is permanently stuck in my ass."

"I don't understand," said the first one, "What happened?"

The second one explained, "Well, I was walking on a beach one day and tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke and then a huge old man in an American flag suit and white beard came out. He said, 'Hi!. I am Uncle Sam the great American Genie. I can grant you one wish.' To which I said, 'NO SHIT!!'"