Breakfast With the President

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast together. The attractive

waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,

"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit, please."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" asks the waitress.

George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and
slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" exclaims the waitress. "How rude! You're starting to
act just like Mr. Clinton," she says angrily before storming off.

Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers........
"It's pronounced 'quiche'."