How To Cope At Work Θ Θ

Phase 1



(Your first day at work and all is fine and great)

Phase 2

You are listening to HOUSE music

(After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you coming or going anymore)

Phase 3

You are listening to Metal
(This is what you feel like at months end)

Phase 4

You are listening to Hip Hop
(You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation)




Phase 5

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP
(After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a "good hair day" feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine!!)

And Finally,
Phase 6 kicks in

You are listening to Techno (on Ecstasy)
The truth - (how all employees end up eventually.... ha ha ha)