As always, have to explain everything . . .

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."


Adam said, "Gladly Lord, what is it that you want me to do?"


God said, "Adam, go down into that valley. . ."


Adam asked, "But what is a valley, Lord?"


God explained it to him, and then said, "Cross the river. . ."


Adam asked, "But what is a river?"


God explained it to him, then said, "Go over the hill. . ."


Adam asked, "What is hill, God?"


God explained it to him too, then told Adam, "There, you will find a cave,"


Adam said, "And what is a cave?"


God told him that too, and added, "In the cave, you will find a woman."


Adam said, "What's a woman?"


So God explained that too. He then told Adam "I want you to reproduce."


Adam was puzzled, and asked, "How do I do that?"


God sighed heavily, and explained that to Adam as well. Once he was finished, Adam went down the valley, crossed the river, over the hill, into the cave and found the woman.

After about 5 minutes he was back.

God, starting to lose his patience, asked Adam, "What is it NOW?"


And Adam said, "God, what's a headache?"