The 7 Types of Sex

The 1^st kind of sex is: Smurf Sex

This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2^nd kind of sex is: Kitchen Sex

This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3^rd kind of sex is: Bedroom Sex

This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4^th kind of sex is: Hallway Sex

This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say “screw you.”

The 5^th kind of sex is: Religious Sex

Religious sex means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night.

The 6^th kind of sex is: Courtroom Sex

This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

The 7^th kind of sex is: Social Security Sex

You get a little each month, but it is not enough to live on.