Firming Up

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said...

"If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said....

"You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response...

So she rolled over and grabbed him by his 'DANGLER.'

With a death grip in place, she said...

"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, AND your brother!"


Thanx Kat!

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He Should Have Known Better

A man left work on Friday afternoon, but instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend with the boys and spent his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his VERY angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours because of his actions.

Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.
Tuesday went by and he didn't see his wife.
Wednesday went by and he didn't see his wife.
Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.